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CBS Expands Its Forensic Crime Dynasty With “NCIS: CSI: The Alley Behind The East Side Of The 4100 Block Of North Robey Avenue, Chicago”


Arithmetic Mistake Found On Mayan Calendar; World Already Ended In 2008


Jon Gosselin Trapped On Uncontrollable Helium Balloon With Ghost Of Michael Jackson


ABC Moves All Programs To Friday Night; Network Expected To Cancel Itself By Februrary


UFO Terrorizes Colorado, Crashes; Aliens Escape


Apple, Inc. Sues God: Claims Apple In Garden of Eden Too Similar To Apple Logo


32 Die Virtually When 13-Year-Old Poorly Designs “Sum of All Thrills” Coaster at EPCOT


FINAL SCORE: Jackson 5, Timbuk3


Mac OS X Code Name Leaked: 11.0 To Be Called “Kzinti”


Shamed By Letterman Revelations, CBS Shuts Down Network


“Dick Tracy” Plot Advances; Readers Stunned


Microsoft Hopes Windows 7 Will Help You Forget About Microsoft


Brenda Starr Loses “Starry Eyes” After Unfortunate Cosmetic Surgery


Annie Warbucks Arrested For Truancy


CNN Offering 43 Cents Per Story For Fake News


Report Blames Federal Reserve Bank For 401(K) Deaths


Corn Found In Marijuana Field


Chicago City Council Passes Ordinance Banning Lumber Sales To Minors


Tim Gunn Considering Strategy Shift In Fashion War


Apple Sues Body Snatchers “Pods” For Trademark Infringement


Tea Party Organizes Spontaneous Fox News Broadcast


Kanye West Continues To Annoy Taylor Swift With Apologies; Swift Seeks Restraining Order


Kanye West To MTV Awards: “You Lie!”


CNN Reports War Declared On Iran; White House Says “Wha?!”


Conservatives Have Egg On Face After Obama Speech To Schoolkids; Liberals Donate Bacon


FUTURE NEWS: September 1, 2025: Oprah Shuts Down Moon Base for Season Premiere


GOP: Only Socialists Attend School; Real Americans Drop Out

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Last modified 2015-06-27