THE LEGEND-NEWS HEADLINES.
“Truth? Lies? Satire? What’s the difference?”
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Palin To Grow Gigantic Hands In Preparation For Eventual Presidential Speeches
Suave® Professionals Baffle Top Stylists
Weight Watchers Calls Jenny Craig Ads “A Big Fat Lie”
United States Evacuated After Security Breach
NY Mayor Proposes Hamburger Tax
NBC Announces “The NBC Tonightly News Show starring Jay Leno & Brian Williams”
NBC Announces “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno & Conan O’Brien”
You Can’t Spell “Yemen” Without “Enemy”
Google Unwraps New Mobile Phone; Collectors Decry Loss Of Value
Elf Who Attempted To Blow Up Santa’s Sleigh Had Ties To Heat Miser
Supreme Being Cuckolds Carpenter
Chief Scientist Gor-Al Predicts Destruction Of Earth
King of Atlantis Supports Global Warming
SPORTS: Beverage League Final: Pepsi 1, Coke 0
Tree and Fire Hydrant Attack Tiger Woods’ SUV; Wife Elin Is Over Par
Woman Sees Image Of Cheese Sandwich On Statue Of Jesus
Polo Socialites Crash White House Dinner; Secret Service Director Falls On Own Sword
Pop Diva Served Mediocre Breakfast; Releases Album About It
Calendar Printers In Denial; Planning Continues For 2013 Editions
Oprah To End Show; Conservatives Raise “Mission Accomplished” Banner
House Passes Bill To Fund Terrorist Breast Implants
“Birth Transporter” To Replace C-Sections
Palin’s Radar Unable To Detect 2012 Presidential Campaign
Vampire Blood Feast Breaks Out At
New Moon
Screening
Morning Doughnut Selection Seen As Referendum On Obama
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: November 15, 1928:
The Real
C.W. McCall
Is Born.
Keep On A-Truckin’!
Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN For Redder Pastures
Microsoft “Balloon Boy” Accidentally Reveals Windows 7 Design Conspiracy
Monkee Rips Off Small Faces
Sarah Palin Chooses Carrie Prejean As 2012 Running Mate;
Prejean Begins Search For United States
Dagwood Bumstead Dead From Acute Sandwich Poisoning
International Laff-a-Lympics Committee Sues Hanna-Barbera For Trademark Infringement
Pilots Miss Minneapolis Airport While Following Helium Balloon
Microsoft Releases Windows XP Service Pack 7
Coming Soon To CTV: Levi Moskovitz On The Prairie
Iran Training Atomic Suicide Bombers
Martian Ambassador Blasts “Green-Face” Skit At United Planets Conference
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Last modified 2015-06-27