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Palin To Grow Gigantic Hands In Preparation For Eventual Presidential Speeches


Suave® Professionals Baffle Top Stylists


Weight Watchers Calls Jenny Craig Ads “A Big Fat Lie”


United States Evacuated After Security Breach


NY Mayor Proposes Hamburger Tax


NBC Announces “The NBC Tonightly News Show starring Jay Leno & Brian Williams”


NBC Announces “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno & Conan O’Brien”


You Can’t Spell “Yemen” Without “Enemy”


Google Unwraps New Mobile Phone; Collectors Decry Loss Of Value


Elf Who Attempted To Blow Up Santa’s Sleigh Had Ties To Heat Miser


Supreme Being Cuckolds Carpenter


Chief Scientist Gor-Al Predicts Destruction Of Earth


King of Atlantis Supports Global Warming


SPORTS: Beverage League Final: Pepsi 1, Coke 0


Tree and Fire Hydrant Attack Tiger Woods’ SUV; Wife Elin Is Over Par


Woman Sees Image Of Cheese Sandwich On Statue Of Jesus


Polo Socialites Crash White House Dinner; Secret Service Director Falls On Own Sword


Pop Diva Served Mediocre Breakfast; Releases Album About It


Calendar Printers In Denial; Planning Continues For 2013 Editions


Oprah To End Show; Conservatives Raise “Mission Accomplished” Banner


House Passes Bill To Fund Terrorist Breast Implants


“Birth Transporter” To Replace C-Sections


Palin’s Radar Unable To Detect 2012 Presidential Campaign


Vampire Blood Feast Breaks Out At New Moon Screening


Morning Doughnut Selection Seen As Referendum On Obama


THIS DAY IN HISTORY: November 15, 1928:
The Real C.W. McCall Is Born.
Keep On A-Truckin’!


Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN For Redder Pastures


Microsoft “Balloon Boy” Accidentally Reveals Windows 7 Design Conspiracy


Monkee Rips Off Small Faces


Sarah Palin Chooses Carrie Prejean As 2012 Running Mate;
Prejean Begins Search For United States


Dagwood Bumstead Dead From Acute Sandwich Poisoning


International Laff-a-Lympics Committee Sues Hanna-Barbera For Trademark Infringement


Pilots Miss Minneapolis Airport While Following Helium Balloon


Microsoft Releases Windows XP Service Pack 7


Coming Soon To CTV: Levi Moskovitz On The Prairie


Iran Training Atomic Suicide Bombers


Martian Ambassador Blasts “Green-Face” Skit At United Planets Conference



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