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Republicans Flee from Death Panel Enforcers


GOP Response To Passage of Health Care Bill: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”


Canada Proposes Ear Levy: All Canadians To Pay $CN100,000 At Birth To Offset Accidental Listening To Copyrighted Music


National Public Radio Broadcaster Dies In Bizarre Pledge Week Accident


Shark Jumps Glenn Beck


GOP Supports Free Abortions For Illegal Immigrants


National Association for the Advancement of Cetacean People Supports California Restaurant That Defied “No Whales Served” Law


Image of Mohammed Seen In Grilled Pork Chop


Glenn Beck: Anti-Christian? Or THE Anti-Christ?


Glenn Beck Claims “God Is Un-American”


Daylight Stupidity Time To Occur At 2:00 AM Sunday, March 14


TV REVIEW: “Glenn Beck Goodtime Show” An Entertaining Waste Of An Hour


Lindsay® Lohan: “I’m a Milk-aholic!”


God Commands Kansas City School Board To Close 26 School Districts


Canadians Saved Sarah Palin’s Life!


THIS DAY IN HISTORY: March 8, 1983: One Million Die During Denny’s Grand Slam Famine; One Million More Emigrate To IHOP


Potential Customer Circling Wal-mart Parking Lot, Looking For Closest Space


How Many Republicans Die For Lack Of Health Care?


God Compares Self To Sarah Palin


NBC Cuts Away from Live Broadcast of World Apocalypse to Show “Heidi”


News Media Disappointed at Lack of Tsunami Destruction in Hawaii


Viewers Demand Term Limits for Late Night Talk Show Hosts


Hot Dog Industry Calls For Redesign of Human Beings To Prevent Choking


THE WAYBACK MACHINE: September 2, 1945: New York Times Announces End of World War II; Newsreel Viewers Rage Against the Spoiler


Board Of Education Institutes Zero-Intelligence Standard For Teacher Hiring


Third-Graders Arrested For Playing Hangman Word Game


Airport Body Scanners Give You That Healthy Travelers’ Glow


Millions Of Barbies® To Donate Hair As Wigs For Chemotherapy Patients


Kevin Smith To Star As “Son of Fat Bastard” In Next Austin Powers Movie


FDA To Require Warning Signs At Food Stores,
Alerting Nut-Intolerant Shoppers To Presence Of Peanut Butter Aisle


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