THE LEGEND-NEWS HEADLINES.
“Truth? Lies? Satire? What’s the difference?”
Republicans Flee from Death Panel Enforcers
GOP Response To Passage of Health Care Bill: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Canada Proposes Ear Levy: All Canadians To Pay $CN100,000 At Birth To Offset Accidental Listening To Copyrighted Music
National Public Radio Broadcaster Dies In Bizarre Pledge Week Accident
Shark Jumps Glenn Beck
GOP Supports Free Abortions For Illegal Immigrants
National Association for the Advancement of Cetacean People Supports California Restaurant That Defied “No Whales Served” Law
Image of Mohammed Seen In Grilled Pork Chop
Glenn Beck: Anti-Christian? Or THE Anti-Christ?
Glenn Beck Claims “God Is Un-American”
Daylight Stupidity Time To Occur At 2:00 AM Sunday, March 14
TV REVIEW: “Glenn Beck Goodtime Show” An Entertaining Waste Of An Hour
Lindsay® Lohan: “I’m a Milk-aholic!”
God Commands Kansas City School Board To Close 26 School Districts
Canadians Saved Sarah Palin’s Life!
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: March 8, 1983: One Million Die During Denny’s Grand Slam Famine; One Million More Emigrate To IHOP
Potential Customer Circling Wal-mart Parking Lot, Looking For Closest Space
How Many Republicans Die For Lack Of Health Care?
God Compares Self To Sarah Palin
NBC Cuts Away from Live Broadcast of World Apocalypse to Show “Heidi”
News Media Disappointed at Lack of Tsunami Destruction in Hawaii
Viewers Demand Term Limits for Late Night Talk Show Hosts
Hot Dog Industry Calls For Redesign of Human Beings To Prevent Choking
THE WAYBACK MACHINE: September 2, 1945: New York Times Announces End of World War II; Newsreel Viewers Rage Against the Spoiler
Board Of Education Institutes Zero-Intelligence Standard For Teacher Hiring
Third-Graders Arrested For Playing Hangman Word Game
Airport Body Scanners Give You That Healthy Travelers’ Glow
Millions Of Barbies® To Donate Hair As Wigs For Chemotherapy Patients
Kevin Smith To Star As “Son of Fat Bastard” In Next Austin Powers Movie
FDA To Require Warning Signs At Food Stores,
Alerting Nut-Intolerant Shoppers To Presence Of Peanut Butter Aisle
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2015-06-27